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Brewery Info - Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters
Opened1989-09-05
FounderPeter Cole & Jeff Polychronis
Phone801-363-2739
Address147 West Broadway
CitySalt Lake City
StateUtah
Zipcode84101
CountryUSA
Websitehttp://www.squatters.com
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These beers were decent, and they've actually won some awards at the Great American Beer Festival (GABF). However, they're very low in alcohol content - 4% by volume?!?! C'mon. With a tolerance like Corey's, he could drink 4% all night and never get an adequate buzz.

This is all due to the corrupt Utah theocracy trying to keep us decent, beer-loving Americans down. Oh, well, I guess people fear what they don't understand. We've actually spoken with the brewmaster of Squatter's - Jennifer Talley - and she was just as discouraged with the situation as anyone else. In fact, you can't sell anything over 4% either on draught or in a grocery store! Can you believe that shit? Fucking Utards.

Like we said, these beers are pretty tasty, too bad about the whole Utah thing. For a good buzz, supplement with the hard alcohol of your choice.

Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters Six-Packs (click to enlarge)

Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters Squatters American Wheat Hefeweizen beer label
Squatters American Wheat Hefeweizen
Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters Squatters Captain Bastard's Oatmeal Stout beer label
Squatters Captain Bastard's Oatmeal Stout
Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters Squatters Chasing Tale Golden Ale beer label
Squatters Chasing Tale Golden Ale
Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters Squatters Full Suspension Pale Ale beer label
Squatters Full Suspension Pale Ale
Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters Squatters Full Suspension Pale Ale 2 beer label
Squatters Full Suspension Pale Ale 2
Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters Squatters IPA, India Pale Ale beer label
Squatters IPA
India Pale Ale
Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters Squatters Pils beer label
Squatters Pils
Salt Lake Brewing - Squatters Squatters Provo Girl Pilsner beer label
Squatters Provo Girl Pilsner